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Girl:
I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy:
I know.
Girl:
I love you!
Boy:
I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl:
Where is he?
Dad:
Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl:
(Starts crying)
Dad:
Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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